One of the curses of the internet age for newspapers (among many) is that we are bombarded by scammers placing classified ads. Sometimes they make me angry, and usually I just ignore them. But the opening sentence of this one made me chuckle:
I want to place a Paid To Drive advert on your profound Newspaper and both online(Website) and onprint(Newspaper) for the duration of 21days(3weeks).
I work at a newspaper and our advertising department loves reading things like this out loud. English a complicated language is. Ours usually aren’t that complimentary, though. Just bad.